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PHARMACIST TO A CUSTOMER: “SIR, PLEASE UNDERSTAND, TO BUY AN
ANTI-DEPRESSION PILL YOU NEED A PROPER PRESCRIPTION..SIMPLY SHOWING
YOUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE AND WIFE’S PICTURE IS NOT ENOUGH.”
A BOOKSELLER CONDUCTING A MARKET SURVEY ASKED A WOMAN “WHICH BOOK
HAS HELPED YOU MOST IN YOUR LIFE?”
THE WOMAN REPLIED, “MY HUSBAND’S CHECK BOOK!”
